I want to have you…

Lessson French number one: You have to know that “I want to see you” (Je veux te voir) in French sounds almost like “I want to have you”. (Je veux t’avoir). I have a very nice and cute looking female teamleader and I needed a void because I made a mistake (even I do ;)),

You know you’re a crazy waiter when… (part 1)

you’re dreaming about tables, reservations, walkouts, and tips (see here for an explanation) you can explain the buffet or take an order in six languages, but can’t chat about the weather in those languages you’re looking to the other side of the table when you place your plate (used to synchronized serving) you’re checking all

The living statue

One of my favorite crazy waiter acts is the living statue. Sometimes with a reason, sometimes without a reason I stand still for a while. Kids love it!

The human voice – Jean Cocteau (Ingrid Bergman)

Ingrid Bergman gives a virtuoso solo performance in this Jean Cocteau one-act called The Human Voice. The plot of this hour-long piece is a simple one: a woman, devastated after her lover leaves her for someone else, speaks to him on the phone one last time. (in the theatre and I suppose also here in